haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
you made out with another girl for some wings
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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