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he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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