How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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