I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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