i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
They have beer where we have blood.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Randomize
