She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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