If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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