Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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