yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
he just fucked me for my cheese.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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