I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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