Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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