The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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