you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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