I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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