i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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