If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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