Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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