Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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