Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
my mouth tastes like poor choices
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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