but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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