What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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