Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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