My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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