YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm at about main and main street
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize