your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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