So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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