I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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