No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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