But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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