Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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