HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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