Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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