morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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