We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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