Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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