Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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