i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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