i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
How naked do you want me to be?
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