their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
