I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
My dad just said "fuck circus"
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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