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you win
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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