We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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