let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
