I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
sick fucks of a feather flock together
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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