i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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