i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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