So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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