We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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