You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
