i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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