The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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