i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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