Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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